Watch ‘Workaholics’ Trio Complain About Swamp-Ass, Whales, Shoe Racism
Adam DeVine, Blake Anderson and Anders Holm, the core cast of slackers on Workaholics, each bring their own comedic flavor to the Comedy Central sitcom. No surprise, then, that they’re infuriated by polar opposite topics. The actor-writers aired their grievances for Rolling Stone‘s “3 Things That Piss Me Off” series.
Holm kicked off the segment with a shoe-centric rant: “I hate people who say New Balance shoes are only for white people,” he said. “That’s not real. They’re for everybody, so fuck white racist people who think they’re for white people only.”
DeVine complained about the irritation of “swampy buttcheeks” (better known as “swamp-ass”). “I recently got air conditioning in my car, and it’s a game-changer,” he cracked, before hilariously referencing a Donald Trump campaign promise. “It full un-swampifies it. It’s draining my swamp.”
Anderson offered the most high-brow piss-off message, albeit with a stoner-styled twist. “I don’t know – I guess, like, killing whales,” he said. “Like, if you kill whales, that pisses me off … We have enough perfume. What else are whales used for?”
Workaholics‘ seventh and final season premieres Wednesday, January 11th on Comedy Central.